tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73343409868943488252024-02-24T12:39:25.922-08:00VICEVI i smiješne izjaveSvi smo mi grešnici, samo neko na svoj, a neko na tuđi račun!Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comBlogger170125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-37638601730014261552024-02-24T12:37:00.000-08:002024-02-24T12:37:14.941-08:00Vicevi 165. puta<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjU2Z8fq_Mnh-FHKtK5Q-pk9qk-NVpdmn2DO6u5Si-oDSw179DE_0ONeYJZBm5R5LT9CrSpD2qykgS9wx3b0ZR1yPYSx6oqt5o0hp6ugf-Ms19rVp_7PYBRA-XPMYnppG4gJzsTK2o6LCjIrZaw7kc-1ASVEBEmJG2Rqovp6pkc84NUr-LqKqSYM_eYoFQ/s168/12.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="101" data-original-width="168" height="101" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjU2Z8fq_Mnh-FHKtK5Q-pk9qk-NVpdmn2DO6u5Si-oDSw179DE_0ONeYJZBm5R5LT9CrSpD2qykgS9wx3b0ZR1yPYSx6oqt5o0hp6ugf-Ms19rVp_7PYBRA-XPMYnppG4gJzsTK2o6LCjIrZaw7kc-1ASVEBEmJG2Rqovp6pkc84NUr-LqKqSYM_eYoFQ/s1600/12.jpg" width="168" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p><div style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;"><i>-- Vicevi --</i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Za vrijeme racije policija uhapsi sve prostitutke u gradu. </div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Međutim, bilo ih je toliko da su neke morale da čekaju pred ulazom u stanicu. </div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Prođe tuda neka baka i upita ih što rade pred policijskom stanicom </div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">a prostitutka joj u šali odgovori: </div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Besplatno se dijele naranče!</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Stade i baka u red u nadi da će se dokopati voća. </div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Kad se našla pred policajcem, on je začuđeno upita: </div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Bakice, pa zar i vi?</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Da, sine, ja skinem protezu pa lagano sisam.</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: x-large;">-- Vicevi --</i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Policajac zaustavi jednu mladu djevojku zbog brze vožnje.</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Gospođice, molim vas, prometnu i vozačku.</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">No djevojka nije imala ni jedno ni drugo. </div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">U nadi da će se izvući kaže:</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Policajče, baš ste mi poput bombona, rado bi vas probala!</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Mala, ne jedi govna!!!</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: x-large;">-- Vicevi --</i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Dama u apoteci pita:</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Imate li kondome XXXl?</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Imamo naravno koliko vam treba?</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Ma neću kupovati, sačekat ću da vidim ko će ih kupit.</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: x-large;">-- Vicevi --</i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Mijenjam sobnu lampu za dvosobnu </div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: x-large;">-- Vicevi --</i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Pita Mujo Hasu:</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Jesi li ti ikad gledao ženu u oči... dok si se seksao???</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">"Jesam...ali bilo je prestrašno...."</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Pa što?!</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">"Ma... ranije došla s posla...pa taman stajala na vratima</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: x-large;">-- Vicevi --</i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Kako prepoznati kratkovidnog ginekologa?</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Po vlažnom nosu.</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: x-large;">-- Vicevi --</i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Vodite ljubav a ne rat. </div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">A ako baš hoćete oboje, vjenčajte se!</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: x-large;">-- Vicevi --</i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Nije lako biti glup, konkurencija je ogromna.</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: x-large;">-- Vicevi --</i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Što bude kada se Snjeguljica skine gola ispred sedam patuljaka?</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Seven up.</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: x-large;">-- Vicevi --</i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Draga, šta ima za ručak??</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Ništa mili!!</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Pa i jučer je bilo "ništa"!!</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">E, pa spremila sam za dva dana...</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: x-large;">-- Vicevi --</i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Zašto Crnogorac nosi kariranu košulju?</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">Kad ga svrbi, sjedne na stol i kaže:</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;">- Ženo treći red, peti kvadrat! </div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: x-large;">-- Vicevi --</i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigev7xB_quAxFDli3n6DTxrMWmYa4DPOCABVPCf6y_nNv0NK1LKyuCHILxQQFCoB8mp8V2S0MfWLPPlJwEpvX0I1hbGEulgeHEKGN1-zh7qtUHvSlVcNC3k6xYSTpwQgp8kp1XBFbnOqtcqYvWls1vDdDNi8uAd7jm-gEBb1t5okQ1vWd8Cui7nZoWwGQ/s672/uprolazu-1010.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="468" data-original-width="672" height="279" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigev7xB_quAxFDli3n6DTxrMWmYa4DPOCABVPCf6y_nNv0NK1LKyuCHILxQQFCoB8mp8V2S0MfWLPPlJwEpvX0I1hbGEulgeHEKGN1-zh7qtUHvSlVcNC3k6xYSTpwQgp8kp1XBFbnOqtcqYvWls1vDdDNi8uAd7jm-gEBb1t5okQ1vWd8Cui7nZoWwGQ/w400-h279/uprolazu-1010.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: x-large;">-- Vicevi --</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif;"><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wqf3hgJJQu8?si=eM5l5BW1_Pie_-iA" title="YouTube video player" width="560"></iframe></div>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-67360487114403219422024-02-09T11:25:00.000-08:002024-02-09T11:27:48.243-08:00Vicevi 164. puta<p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaYzUrUY-DZQ7gkux9utLh__kVnSYFmJ93w1LbCsTTQ51_9YBY1GCma4gy5PXjUVpx9v2a2BO92o0OnlbKMY0_xw7tpSPlq-SdZYGInWE_Z-URZkWEex_vCGQ8CVnTxxU6oULlF4T1VXrdUKOTeHjuf73nSePBnooQ_NZKnC55jDI8LsleVCTGjh7FIDw/s200/Smile%20001.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; 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color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14.3px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><b style="color: #20124d; font-family: verdana; font-size: large; text-align: left;">Vic do vica</b><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: left;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: left;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="text-align: left;">Sjede Mađarica i Hrvatica u kafiću.<br /></span><span style="text-align: left;">Mađarica: “Moram ti se požaliti, moja prijateljica, na moja muž. <br /></span><span style="text-align: left;">Znaš, moja muž loše jbe!”<br /></span><span style="text-align: left;">Hrvatica: “Valjda moj muž?!”<br /></span><span style="text-align: left;">Mađarica:”Ne, tvoja muž dobro jbe, nego moja muž.”</span></span><span style="text-align: left;"><br /><div style="font-family: helvetica; 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text-align: center;"><br /></div><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/6PRLCY2Kuso?si=M_NLwMgNbhyHxZvn" title="YouTube video player" width="560"></iframe></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-large;">Slijedeći vicevi - </span><a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2024/02/vicevi-163-puta.html" rel="nofollow" style="font-size: xx-large;" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-51395299307895617802024-02-06T13:11:00.000-08:002024-02-07T11:27:26.935-08:00Vicevi 163. puta<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-ACKzEKJFx2k0CwNkb-nYAvSi8m4Uz83ezDXWs_GRp15ylxLK1eiGhgpYncNPkYemcrnDud2EFoQOwb0CtBcs06AfPFVEldKDVR5iSD-jxS85mcDEXu2BNUsi7YQSbYbzhRBa7qFW6HccCaekgdDGrC0B98aU8fwBRbxYHCQOSdqLELbiOXDeE7nBEAU/s168/36.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; 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font-size: 14.3px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: medium;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span>Dođe seljak na ispovijed.<br />Jeste li u zadnje vrijeme činili što nečisto?<br />Jesam gospodine velečasni, prevozio sam stajsko gnojivo.<br /><br /></span><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: 14.3px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span>Koja je razlika između dobre i odlične tajnice?<br />Dobra kaže: “Dobro jutro, šefe!”,<br />a odlična: “Jutro je, šefe!”<br /><br /></span><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: 14.3px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span>Otišao slikar u park. <br />Iznenada dobije inspiraciju za slikanje pa poviče:<br />• Papira, papira, dajte mi papira!<br />A jedan iz žbunja dovikne:<br />• Ma šta će ti papira, obriši se lišćem kao ja. <br /><br /></span><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: 14.3px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span>Studentica polaže usmeni ispit<br />i jedno od podpitanja je bilo što se u<br />ljudskom organizmu povećava 10 puta kad smo uzbuđeni.<br />Ona onako stidljivo kaže:<br />- Pa, penis mislim.<br />Na taj odgovor profesor je ispravi<br />i kaže da je u pitanju zjenica<br />i još doda:<br />Kad bi se penis povećavao 10 puta,<br />vama kolegice ne da bi se zjenice<br />povećale, nego bi vam oči poispadale!<br /><br /></span><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: 14.3px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span>Kaže majka ćerki:<br />Ćero, onaj tvoj muž, a moj zet,<br />sve mi se čini da se baš mnogo ne raduje<br />kad ja dodjem u goste?<br />A ćerka će:<br />Ma ne, mama, to je samo zato što on mnogo sporo misli!<br />On će da se raduje tek kad ti odeš!!!<br /></span></div><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; 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color: #333333; font-family: helvetica; font-size: x-large;">Još viceva - <i><a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2024/02/vicevi-162-puta.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></i></b></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-57356001013420240372024-02-02T12:16:00.000-08:002024-02-02T12:16:07.811-08:00Vicevi 162. puta<p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="separator" style="background-color: white; clear: both; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Rc7UZ_GOoMI/X_rhdPiyoWI/AAAAAAAAFgg/FnSNAhePRkA7jxl4Iotn-K9S_K_mC2ZYwCLcBGAsYHQ/s640/st-patricks-day-smiley-4026658_640.png" imageanchor="1" style="color: #3366cc; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-decoration-line: none;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="556" height="158" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Rc7UZ_GOoMI/X_rhdPiyoWI/AAAAAAAAFgg/FnSNAhePRkA7jxl4Iotn-K9S_K_mC2ZYwCLcBGAsYHQ/w138-h158/st-patricks-day-smiley-4026658_640.png" style="border: 1px solid rgb(238, 238, 238); 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color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Hajde da nastavimo pješke, ovako nikad nećemo završit.</span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></span></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Crnogorac šarmira djevojku koja mu se sviđa:</span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Mala, radiš li đe?</span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Radim, a što?</span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;">ako hoćeš da ti sredim trudničko da ne radiš ?</span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></span></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Provodila se anketa koliko se ko seksa na kojem fakultetu </span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;">i što su im najveći problemi u obavljanju navedenog. </span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Rezultati su sljedeći:</span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;">MEDICINA - Imaju gdje, imaju s kim - ali kada?</span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;">ELEKRTOTEHNIČKI - Imaju gdje, imaju kada - ali s kim?</span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;">FILOZOFSKI - Imaju gdje, imaju kada, imaju s kim - ali čemu sve to?</span></span></div><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></span></i></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7H7M2AYY03nRs1rS1aDE1b3Hxk4T1fhVAdFWl52RJgMMnrPvDv9z3SwigUXCEzUuNa4NTk93TLAe5X0Fs4_B1oeQ5-YkBWwVbmIMU0R4K3jywhLqQxLTETdWmhGnvEkhEOaJ4vXs4egIDcNgPzKBqEZKJlQBV9iMTGZReSnTCjMX1YCIUzMyN8nxydD4/s581/u%20prolazu%202016.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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color: #fc8901; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 13px;" target="_blank"><img border="0" height="114" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv9UVMeogtB-GGPC0rSqU6fNLHbfoIU6VoeDDqtRdOBo_0IAI4MSZpifznXDHid26_QPhWDPDZb_XHEpi49_le-eXUL3ZyB4T7kWNAIy5tOT6WvW4yhtPuHXUFZR9cKcXBgl7Buav7neqm/w200-h114/smile15.jpg" style="border: 1px solid rgb(238, 238, 238); padding: 2px;" width="200" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Pita učiteljica Pericu:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Zašto si opet zakasnio u školu?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Perica: Sanjao sam da sam bio na putu oko svijeta</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">pa sam se kasnije probudio.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Učiteljica: A zašto si ti Ivice zakasnio?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Ivica:Čekao sam Pericu na aerodromu.</span></i></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Učiteljica kori malog Ivicu:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">"Ti si sramota ovog razreda.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Ja sam u tvojoj dobi već znala čitati, pisati i računati,</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">a ti nisi ni za šta sposoban."</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Mali Ivica:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">"Vidi se da ste vi imali dobru učiteljicu."</span></i></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></p><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana; vertical-align: inherit;"><i>Chuck Norris je otvorio frižider </i></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana; vertical-align: inherit;"><i>i vidi kako se puding trese. </i></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana; vertical-align: inherit;"><i>Kaže: 'Smiri se, došao sam sam na pivo!'</i></span></div><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Stariji gospodin u autobusu gleda mladog punkera</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">i njegovu irokezu u različitim bojama.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Mladić ga odjednom upita:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Što je stari, zar nikad nisi učinio ništa ludo kad si bio mlad?!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Na to će gospodin:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Aha, jednom sam nategnuo papigu, pa se pitam jesi li mi sin.</span></i></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Svađaju se dva dječaka, jedan kaže:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Moj je tata bolji od tvog!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Nije, moj je tata bolji!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">E pa moja mama je bolja od tvoje!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">Znam, to i moj tata kaže!</span></i></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSxqifS6TjVjgHU2QqSssrwR3Ff3aEVi2-XEzoixuAOsa1MRZCHVsDNwpIeIRUmNydDZP7_j2r5j14YMcBZCXBDnutuS0YiowpSepikIoBqnni7kPgDDfFQbjRJKU6DWGoximEKLagGDQwISKsHsSd1qWW0fV17GG-gGylaWaSa_srC6X8FFgk98n0DA8/s400/Vicevi%20u%20prolazu%201026.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="363" data-original-width="400" height="363" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWsCU4aimDzuE2engd_hj5Kokt5k0C2lxZlg26ydBhh6LVc5HSuMvAAgo0qrCEgUdRwSIyiUCUz5f189HGKs4LjDJ5GztZkIk7wnxdL7W3EBmIs9t-S5AqOeCRyC1fDSAEujEEiKWiV4hc5FX_UUZGWu8zD_zg1kTz138ngj75cxVrXBe438zneGEkFaA/w400-h363/uprolazu%20470.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;"><i>Još viceva - <b><a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2024/01/vicevi-159-puta.html" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></b></i></span></div><br /><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-11096585934600924222024-01-07T13:07:00.000-08:002024-01-07T13:07:40.801-08:00Vicevi 159. puta<p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTiqE48H9zLxSceKq2yu3-avVsqg11D2EZMDomXIOqQCjz9cOi1__7X0m7lS-LxUWxKxrb4qBChzpScTi3nsY3GsGOGn_qLgfCx3zasDzsMaAHDc3XXo5D7Ot-0RJu3FKqckJaL7B6pYaD/s1600/U+prolazu+04.jpg" style="border: 1px solid rgb(238, 238, 238); padding: 2px;" width="200" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></p><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>Što je to vegetarijanac? </i></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>Stara indijanska riječ za ''Loš lovac''.</i></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><i style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>Dan ima 24 sata, u gajbu se smjeste 24 pive... </i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>TO NE MOŽE BITI SLUČAJNOST!</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><i style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>Dida Tunja je pričao unuku kako za vrijeme </i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>drugog svjetskog rata Njemci su ih postrojili i uvjetovali:</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>“Ili ćemo vas jebat ili streljanje.”</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>Pita unuk:</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>“I što se s tobom dogodilo?”</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>Nakon razmišljanja veli dida</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>“Ma mene su streljali!” </i></span></div></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><i style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div><i style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;"><br /></b></i></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>Ako parkiraš auto nepropisno<br />ostavi upaljene brisače da ti nemogu zataknuti kaznu.</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><i style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>Ide muškarac ulicom.</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>U susret mu ide djevojka:</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>- Ah, - pomisli on - kad bi ona moja imala takve noge.</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>Poslije nekoliko metara, prolazi još jedna djevojka:</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>- Ah ... kada bi ona moja imala takve si*e!</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>Poslije nekoliko metara još jedna:</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>- Ah ... kada bi ona moja imala takvu gu*u!</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>Zvoni na vrata, otvara mu žena:</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><i>- Ah draga .... cijelim putem sam razmišljao o tebi.</i></span></div></div></div><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; 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text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGqCdx7Q2VtEbVypakrWcvIGV8zQbTsCPUDZmHfqZi2DNtQJRaSA4CrsJ5sgsDPt28qK4goGLieLzBJkhRrXQpCoYmchMkSRcTM3-mEGPYkbNg4c5SMO9Vyuyf-zBKF7x3acUN7s6xWTAnHKnByEEDPDs8qZta7ToVpVFVvepXkbie0-zSk4NxFoerwZI/s400/Vicevi%20u%20prolazu%201034.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="330" data-original-width="400" height="330" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGqCdx7Q2VtEbVypakrWcvIGV8zQbTsCPUDZmHfqZi2DNtQJRaSA4CrsJ5sgsDPt28qK4goGLieLzBJkhRrXQpCoYmchMkSRcTM3-mEGPYkbNg4c5SMO9Vyuyf-zBKF7x3acUN7s6xWTAnHKnByEEDPDs8qZta7ToVpVFVvepXkbie0-zSk4NxFoerwZI/w400-h330/Vicevi%20u%20prolazu%201034.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><i>Još viceva <a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2024/01/vicevi-158-puta.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></i></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-24548815753870679232024-01-06T13:05:00.000-08:002024-01-06T13:07:15.583-08:00Vicevi 158. puta<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDqnDd1qOm84KBqPJAwx7rUmFlYOGXrTmAbqW782n1JXCsL-VSG7jIeeriyDWhCqluUj4mRFBJdl6JACo0tC00Y7RMS6sBCnvdMFWl1oMKGvbDXI_WW1h32xzCNSDDDZ2Irg2xLP5FOn3UOIdFQ-JIX9pfPmHcaW15UDRmqPoTFnIn_n9tSrTuGbpL/s319/ludi-smajlic.jpg" style="background-color: white; color: #0d7902; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-decoration-line: none;"><img border="0" data-original-height="319" data-original-width="286" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDqnDd1qOm84KBqPJAwx7rUmFlYOGXrTmAbqW782n1JXCsL-VSG7jIeeriyDWhCqluUj4mRFBJdl6JACo0tC00Y7RMS6sBCnvdMFWl1oMKGvbDXI_WW1h32xzCNSDDDZ2Irg2xLP5FOn3UOIdFQ-JIX9pfPmHcaW15UDRmqPoTFnIn_n9tSrTuGbpL/w179-h200/ludi-smajlic.jpg" style="border: 1px solid rgb(238, 238, 238); padding: 2px;" width="179" /></a></p><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><div><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><i>Što kaže sponzoruša za</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><i>siromašnog dečka koji se</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><i>zaljubio u nju?</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><i>Voli me, ali nema</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><i>novca da to i dokaže.</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><i style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></div></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><br /></span></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: helvetica;">Zaustavi policajac svećenika zbog prebrze vožnje, </span></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: helvetica;">a svećenik ga zamoli da mu oprosti </span></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: helvetica;">jer i on ljudima oprašta.</span></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: helvetica;">Na to će policajac: </span></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: helvetica;">Dobro, oprošteno vam je. </span></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: helvetica;">A za pokoru ćete platiti 100 eura!</span></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><br /></span></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><i style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><br /></span></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><div><i><span style="font-family: helvetica;">Prijatelju, a što mi ne stade jučer kad sam stopiro?</span></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><i><span style="font-family: helvetica;">E jebi ga, ja mislio ti mi lajkaš novi auto!</span></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><i><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><br /></span></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><i style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><i><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><br /></span></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><i>Od čega je napravljen ovaj kaput? - pita kupac trgovca.<br />Od čiste vune, gospodine.<br />Ali ovdje piše da je od poliestera!<br />A to! To je samo da zavaramo moljce.</i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><i style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto;"><b style="will-change: auto;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></div></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><br /></span></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><div><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><i>Kad te zasvrbe jaja, počesi se. </i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><i>Ako napipaš dva sve je u redu, </i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><i>ako napipaš tri medicinski si fenomen, </i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><i>a ako napipaš četiri neprijatelj ti je duboko u pozadini.</i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><i style="color: blue; 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font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">Još viceva - <b><a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2024/01/vicevi-157-puta.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></b></span></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></i></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-83183578641302196832024-01-02T12:31:00.000-08:002024-01-02T12:31:35.967-08:00Vicevi 157. puta<p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYsC2RPMpX0Ib6c2rOGRTQxrtmDWb58rnOCTpe6HoMfzc7dmw6J9QtdOiECJwJHltqrTQSUR6SA9upMSkkCF8eNA5gtGcOHYmFhpsbp-a9GOHqftx1V3Ed2KuZShuk5KdxWDrBDTt4DAs/s1600/u+prolazu+31.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="background-color: white; color: #fc8901; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="225" data-original-width="225" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYsC2RPMpX0Ib6c2rOGRTQxrtmDWb58rnOCTpe6HoMfzc7dmw6J9QtdOiECJwJHltqrTQSUR6SA9upMSkkCF8eNA5gtGcOHYmFhpsbp-a9GOHqftx1V3Ed2KuZShuk5KdxWDrBDTt4DAs/s200/u+prolazu+31.jpg" style="border: 1px solid rgb(238, 238, 238); padding: 2px;" width="200" /></a></p><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;"><i style="color: blue; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto !important;"><b style="will-change: auto !important;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;"><i style="color: blue; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto !important;"><b style="will-change: auto !important;"><br /></b></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">Ulazi mali Ivica u ljekarnu i viče sa vrata:</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">- Imate li kondome?</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">- Ne viči mali ! Stani u red i pričekaj! - ukori ga ljekarnica,</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">a kad je došao na red reče:</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">- Mali, kao prvo: nije lijepo TO glasno govoriti,</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">kao drugo: TO nije za malu djecu,</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">i kao treće: koja ti veličina treba?</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">Istim poučnim tonom mali Ivica joj odgovori:</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">- Znate, kao prvo: nas su u školi učili da govorimo jasno i glasno.</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">Kao drugo: ja TO ne trebam za djecu nego PROTIV djece.</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">I kao treće: sestri trebaju sve veličine jer ide na maturalac!</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;"><i style="color: blue; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto !important;"><b style="will-change: auto !important;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;"><div>Stipe vodi ljubav sa ljubavnicom.</div><div>Lud'lo . Sve se trese.</div><div>Otvaraju se vrata - ulazi njen muž - 2 metra - težak 130kg.</div><div>Hvata nesretnika za nogu i vrat, </div><div>iznosi ga na balkon i baca sa 14-tog kata.</div><div>Stipe dok pada razmišlja -</div><div>Konju jedan, koji ti je kujac ovo trebalo </div><div>imam super ženu, djecu, kola, plaću......</div><div>Dolje prolazi traktor i vuče prikolicu sa sijenom </div><div>i Stipe - tras - pada na sijeno.</div><div>Ustaje - otresa ono sijeno sa sebe i kaže</div><div>E, što ja serem gluposti kad se uplašim.</div><div><br /></div></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;"><i style="color: blue; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto !important;"><b style="will-change: auto !important;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;"><i style="color: blue; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto !important;"><b style="will-change: auto !important;"><br /></b></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">Kaže supruga ... </div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">Poklonila bi svoju odječu siromašnim i gladnima ...</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">Hajde ženo ne lupetaj , </div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;">tko može nositi tvoju odječu taj sigurno nije gladan ...</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><i style="color: blue; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto !important;"><b style="will-change: auto !important;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Kako se zovu ljudi koji uzimaju drogu ???</div><div>Carinici i policajci !!!</div></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;"><i style="color: blue; font-size: large; line-height: 22.88px; will-change: auto !important;"><b style="will-change: auto !important;">-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7b3NUEhtQNK8xlJ2IHMDTDSTni-zp49pA53JFmrz3wUByRPQDAqqAT-qJ2JnuCzhoPFaF12qBT5hD4gmFHTM5aF7REGa1Q3Z2cEXx0Qsk4EkU9GP3YNdT-hOJCdJo8yt9aemOhH-RxgmqQPh7RRkKDdS2ZbH81HOWKUDTNHvkLav8GEowzkGruV6NpCE/s1002/Vicevi%20u%20prolazu%201021.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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padding: 2px;" width="148" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Trogodišnji dječak pregledava svoje testise za vrijeme kupanja u kadi.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">"Mama", pita on, "da li je to moj mozak?"</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">"Ne još", odgovori mama.</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Kako se u Crnoj Gori zove vanbračno dijete?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">- Djelo Neznana junaka.</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Vozio se Perica u autobusu i počne pjevati:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Mama mi je slon, tata mi je slon, a ja sam mali slončić.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Mama mi je lav, tata mi je lav, a ja sam mali lavić.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">I tako pola sata u krug, dok vozač nije poludio:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Mali,mama ti je kurva, tata ti je idiot, šta si onda ti?!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">...A Perica će na to:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Vozač autobusa!!!</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Dobili učenici u školi zadatak da napišu sastav na temu:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">"Što bih učinio da sam direktor".</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Svi učenici marljivo pišu, a samo mali Ivica sjedi i čeka.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Upita ga učiteljica ljutito:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Zašto ti Ivice ništa ne pišeš?!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Čekam tajnicu da joj izdiktiram!!</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Kaže mladoženja mladoj nakon svadbe</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Uporedio sam troškove naše svadbe i vrijednost tvog miraza!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">I? - upitno će mlada.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Ispadne da sam se oženio tobom iz ljubavi!</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></i></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsVgBq3hGBT20sLQte7wAu46-k5OfOFwUPSqN2wGc3FjXzi9hnK7GCumt2RS3rGOrChVL5TaZvoSvBFhoXmBhPg6HeKHCq4nD-CbAPKOUVzGfraH9Jc6GQ3kysIa8gGkgiOMGcBR9gX7Byr2EVN3UGKh9rs7dnkOpt3vjptjvnq4eZErFU24ze20LgD5Q/s400/2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="587" data-original-width="547" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjALhzDbFdlGwXnpv_Fw3EShzVfnEd3MVxd5iGKzLXLQWfjnia7_q1KN8AumYkUjaQpn6iUItpjz9kS0Bw4UkQA-UNDjiihP0AXaQkuHzsxEoWgxzGefN_ck6CGPoVDv4cutlAmtSPRl_F5_DBLMKMibH6T9pzsGXdjN0x0nkWTGMjq7BjiUx85K-uUS5w/w373-h400/Vicevi%20u%20prolazu%201014.jpg" width="373" /></a></div><br /><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><i>Još viceva - <b><a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2023/11/vicevi-155-puta.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></b></i></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-17602415956446334272023-11-30T06:50:00.000-08:002023-11-30T06:51:10.387-08:00Vicevi 155. puta<div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizQKcgae1kBylrGCred4yOf3AtuI6_D5fspFD0evUM6m751C_g1XFL9Ug8E5z_Ml8hRwLSok6JfvMYxuc-0gwOO-Nt_g-LnJJ1UU1nLQpewSkWLIsu-zrlmcySUCIvL82RVymq_lN2mVA/s640/smilie-1858768_640.png" style="background-color: white; 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color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Prema statistici, Zagorci u prosjeku pješače 1500 km godišnje.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Prema drugoj statistici, </div><div style="text-align: center;">Zagorec popije prosječno 182 litre alkoholnog pića godišnje.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Zaključak je da Zagorec u prosjeku troši 12,1 litara na 100 km.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Više nego Lada Niva!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large;"><b><br /></b></i></div><div style="text-align: center;">Pita nastavnica malog Ivicu</div><div style="text-align: center;">kakva je razlika između mineralne vode i vode iz potoka?</div><div style="text-align: center;">Velika razlika nastavnice, jako velika,</div><div style="text-align: center;">mineralna voda se plaća a iz potoka je džabe.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Jučer sam dobio novi auto,</div><div style="text-align: center;">a danas motor</div><div style="text-align: center;">kojeg sam sanjao.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Kinder jaja su zakon !!!!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: large;"><b>-- Vicevi --</b></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Pita učiteljica đake:</div><div style="text-align: center;">Znate li kako ste došli na svijet?</div><div style="text-align: center;">Donela me roda - kaže jedna djevojčica</div><div style="text-align: center;">Mene je tetka poslala iz Amerike - kaže druga...</div><div style="text-align: center;">i tako svi redom, te u kupusu, te roda </div><div style="text-align: center;">a na kraju dođe red i na malog cigu:</div><div style="text-align: center;">'Bem li ga učiteljice, mi smo toliko siromašni da nas tata pravi sam! </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; 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font-size: large; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-size: large; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-size: large; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Još viceva <a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2022/10/vicevi-154-puta.html" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></span></b></i></div><br /><b style="font-size: large;"><br /></b></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-88815507433065147232022-10-03T03:15:00.008-07:002022-10-03T03:16:54.592-07:00Vicevi 154. puta<div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDqnDd1qOm84KBqPJAwx7rUmFlYOGXrTmAbqW782n1JXCsL-VSG7jIeeriyDWhCqluUj4mRFBJdl6JACo0tC00Y7RMS6sBCnvdMFWl1oMKGvbDXI_WW1h32xzCNSDDDZ2Irg2xLP5FOn3UOIdFQ-JIX9pfPmHcaW15UDRmqPoTFnIn_n9tSrTuGbpL/s319/ludi-smajlic.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="319" data-original-width="286" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDqnDd1qOm84KBqPJAwx7rUmFlYOGXrTmAbqW782n1JXCsL-VSG7jIeeriyDWhCqluUj4mRFBJdl6JACo0tC00Y7RMS6sBCnvdMFWl1oMKGvbDXI_WW1h32xzCNSDDDZ2Irg2xLP5FOn3UOIdFQ-JIX9pfPmHcaW15UDRmqPoTFnIn_n9tSrTuGbpL/w179-h200/ludi-smajlic.jpg" width="179" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- </b><span style="font-family: verdana;"><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;">vicevi</b><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;"> </b></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">---</b></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Gost zakasnio na vjenčanje i pita čovjeka u odijelu pored sebe:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">"Jeste li vi mladoženja?"</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Ovaj će na to:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">"Ne, ja sam ispao u četvrt- finalu."</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- </b><span style="font-family: verdana;"><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;">vicevi</b><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;"> </b></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">---</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Pita učiteljica djecu</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Tko bi od vas volio da ode direktno u Raj?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Svi dignu ruke osim malog Ivice u zadnjoj klupi,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">zatim učiteljica pita:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Ivice, zašto ti ne bi volio da ideš u Raj?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Zato, učiteljice, što mi je mama rekla da odmah poslije škole idem kući!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- </b><span style="font-family: verdana;"><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;">vicevi</b><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;"> </b></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">---</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Komšinice ... hoćeš da kupiš kauč? Jeftino .</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Pa nedavno si ga kupila. Što ga prodaješ?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Jel može da ostane medju nama? </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Prevarila sam muža na tom kauču... i sad ne mogu očima da ga vidim...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Eh draga moja... da sam ja tako prodavala namještaj samo bi mi luster ostao !</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- </b><span style="font-family: verdana;"><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;">vicevi</b><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;"> </b></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">---</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Jelovnik: Konobaru juče ste mi poslužili jetrenu paštetu </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">u kojoj nema niti traga jetri, </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Konobar mu odgovori: pa i vojnički grah se zove vojnički, </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">a nema niti traga vojsci u njemu.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- </b><span style="font-family: verdana;"><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;">vicevi</b><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;"> </b></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">---</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Došla je ciganka kod ginekologa i dovela djete sa sobom.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Doktor joj kaže da ostavi djete pred vratima,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">no ona kaže da ne mora, jer mali i tako sve zna pošto je učio u školi.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Doktor pristane i pregleda on ciganki grudi</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">te pita malog šta on sad radi a mali mu kaže:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Pregledaš limfne žlijezde.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">On se čudi kako mali zna i pregleda dalje ciganku</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">i pita stalno klinca i mali mu sve točno odgovara.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Na kraju dođe i opali ciganku i pita klinca:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Što sam sad uradio?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">E, sad si zaradio triper, zbog koga smo i došli ovde.</span></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div>
<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/cc5NWgCKLi4" title="YouTube video player" width="560"></iframe></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><i>Još viceva - <b><span style="color: #20124d;"><a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2022/02/vicevi-153-puta.html" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></span></b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-74313353063410694782022-02-08T04:05:00.002-08:002022-02-08T04:05:08.360-08:00Vicevi 153. puta<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_mfK30jP8e-9EpryLc6JgwG6VQzTU9RhjWaPYQGVWOzHz1xgCN977hIm2J5WdUy2UOr2ovMn72EMHRDv7TBWwFDFf1_BYzu051DL97D8WlEHzXlPEhtycp-irR5cQEczAKHU338aQE8Uw1LwmrH7R-p1TZz6zUsAGBQ2FddXH1Z7J7hjI-69ATy32/s75/U prolazu 0821.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="75" data-original-width="75" height="148" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_mfK30jP8e-9EpryLc6JgwG6VQzTU9RhjWaPYQGVWOzHz1xgCN977hIm2J5WdUy2UOr2ovMn72EMHRDv7TBWwFDFf1_BYzu051DL97D8WlEHzXlPEhtycp-irR5cQEczAKHU338aQE8Uw1LwmrH7R-p1TZz6zUsAGBQ2FddXH1Z7J7hjI-69ATy32/w148-h148/U prolazu 0821.jpg" width="148" /></a></div><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #073763; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">--- Vicevi --</span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Doktore, nemojte mi<br />govoriti neke latinske izraze,<br />nego mi recite jasno kao laiku<br />od čega zapravo bolujem.<br />Pa evo, vaš problem je<br />u tome što ste lijeni.<br />Možete mi ipak reći kako <br />se to kaže na latinskom<br />da mogu prenijeti svojoj ženi.<br /><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #073763; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">--- Vicevi --</span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /><br />Prostitutka kod ginekologa:<br />- Vi imate dosta gubitaka tokom "ciklusa"?<br />- Pa, od 500 do 1000 eura!<br /><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #073763; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">--- Vicevi --</span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /><br />Koje je boje kinez kojeg<br />su uhvatili za jaja?<br /> Vrišteća žuta<br /><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #073763; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">--- Vicevi --</span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /><br />Što je to dilema?<br />Zamisli da se nađeš u krevetu<br />između zgodne djevojke i pedera.<br />Kome ćeš od njih dvoje<br />okrenuti leđa?<br /><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #073763; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">--- Vicevi --</span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /><br />Kaže Perica mami:<br />Mama ja ne volim sir sa rupicama.<br />Pa sine, pojedi sir a ostavi rupice.<br /><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #073763; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">--- Vicevi --</span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /><br />Žene u torbici nose tampone za <br />NEDAJ BOŽE,<br />i kondome za <br />DAJ BOŽE!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #073763; font-size: xx-large;">--- Vicevi --</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1m2sgqlfR0lDwZEgZEeDqfunZeMmgnCUabjxugAueA1CPibwKvq23x3TnF8b5U0dnFsJUO2kEu8FAWpbNIRWBvINJYonRl92oT2eDaWT-U_XSlvsTy9EJFMOwXa2PSLfgmA4qrcAOUYt-a-r4stTAvtBMy1IZDd0I6OuQF7ecmAZZV4h_pTxPj9oh/s678/Vicevi u prolazu 108.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="509" data-original-width="678" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1m2sgqlfR0lDwZEgZEeDqfunZeMmgnCUabjxugAueA1CPibwKvq23x3TnF8b5U0dnFsJUO2kEu8FAWpbNIRWBvINJYonRl92oT2eDaWT-U_XSlvsTy9EJFMOwXa2PSLfgmA4qrcAOUYt-a-r4stTAvtBMy1IZDd0I6OuQF7ecmAZZV4h_pTxPj9oh/w400-h300/Vicevi u prolazu 108.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #073763; font-family: verdana; font-size: xx-large;">--- Vicevi --</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwGFbFWorX1ER11h6uwm8ZV_kYKwoiXUTrXS9t5b0V5EVcDkBCh5uJEkwv5UTo7VthnRNSJofiBToyMx-h4xx6V7buPTjBPEgcrkuMhVYgQ76tcLHv89gPl7dsIk1U1w8lDF_aAcxmjJkT0WPwd0V8OGR8ElWMbu_jiIkXrJRqqPoiPXUHih7pgQCR/s678/Vicevi u prolazu 102.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="509" data-original-width="678" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwGFbFWorX1ER11h6uwm8ZV_kYKwoiXUTrXS9t5b0V5EVcDkBCh5uJEkwv5UTo7VthnRNSJofiBToyMx-h4xx6V7buPTjBPEgcrkuMhVYgQ76tcLHv89gPl7dsIk1U1w8lDF_aAcxmjJkT0WPwd0V8OGR8ElWMbu_jiIkXrJRqqPoiPXUHih7pgQCR/w400-h300/Vicevi u prolazu 102.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #073763; font-family: verdana; font-size: xx-large;">--- Vicevi --</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/iJCkg6o949c" title="YouTube video player" width="560"></iframe></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><i>Još viceva - <a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2022/01/vicevi-152-puta.html" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-88772765380505611062022-01-20T03:36:00.008-08:002022-01-20T03:36:57.250-08:00Vicevi 152. puta<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiJNCtxHqIzBFZNT7eeq5E52jdy04SWfGWgTfejY8HQVSqA3OeVWujH2Dk9rZkc9m69IV77vA-aX2V5YjLwpug_0lzE7nvRPfCiYcfmIdyZJIlml1TGkmxFEIRqb7ohax3GTRojXLZUT0MgXQ64mOkSzztfzQaTXCelaUc7PbGjZO59RXFBemMH1TZo=s237" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="213" data-original-width="237" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiJNCtxHqIzBFZNT7eeq5E52jdy04SWfGWgTfejY8HQVSqA3OeVWujH2Dk9rZkc9m69IV77vA-aX2V5YjLwpug_0lzE7nvRPfCiYcfmIdyZJIlml1TGkmxFEIRqb7ohax3GTRojXLZUT0MgXQ64mOkSzztfzQaTXCelaUc7PbGjZO59RXFBemMH1TZo=w200-h180" width="200" /></a></div><br /><span style="color: #073763; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- Vicevi --</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />Povela Barica kravu kod bika, <br />pa pošto se ona puno ritala povede i kćer da pridrži kravu. <br />Bik nikako da skoči na kravu. <br />Neće on, neće, sve dok Barica ne istrlja biku malo izmedu rogova <br />i on skoči na kravu i obavi posao. <br />Nakon toga se počela smijati Barina kćer. <br />"Što se smiješ, sram te bilo, nije to za smijanje." <br />"E moja, mama sad znam što je tata ćelav."<br /><br /></span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">--- Vicevi --</span><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /><br />Frižider je bolji od muškarca jer, <br />ma koliko god litara vina stavio u sebe, <br />neće početi pjevati narodnjake!<br /><br /></span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">--- Vicevi --</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Kad ti u kuću uđe ljubavnica, </span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">cijeli komšiluk zna. </span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">A kad ti obiju stan, </span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">niko ništa nije vidio, </span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">niko ništa nije čuo </span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">i niko baš ništa ne zna!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: #073763; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">--- Vicevi --</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Kaže Perica mami:</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">Mama ja ne volim sir sa rupicama.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">Pa sine, pojedi sir a ostavi rupice.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: #073763; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">--- Vicevi --</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;">S kim ste se sudarili? </span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">upita policajac vozača.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">Nemam pojma s kim, pobjegao je, </span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">onuda ... niz provaliju.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: #073763; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">--- Vicevi --</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">Odlučili Lala i Sosa da je vrijeme da odu u bračno savjetovalište </span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">zbog problema koji su se nagomilali.</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"> Sjednu oni preko puta bračnog savjetnika i požale se:</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"> Pomozite, život u kući nam je postao naporan, dosadan i monoton ...</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">Savjetnik klimne glavom, nešto zapiše i upita Lalu:</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">Pa dobro, jeste li ikad izveli ženu van kuće?</span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">Lala tužno odgovori: Jesam, jesam, al' svaki se put vratila! </span><br /><br /><br /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ptIQFnYY2Yc" title="YouTube video player" width="560"></iframe></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><i>Još viceva - <b><a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2022/01/vicevi-151-puta.html" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-38639854735901533212022-01-16T05:20:00.005-08:002022-01-16T05:20:48.671-08:00Vicevi 151. puta<p> </p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgTJCJAoMRb-IbPQYiEB8dKwwZWCqauXIP-VeTsY78qxvkLrpGEG1COwJoVYri90obezpbJUcXYwY3ITrBnWFEpDysW3fZqIAd1tX6Lr2ZJwzZEFxwelEhfdHZbZ7ADVHcWdJeJYL3TWXAT9zIQo4qOYj9KIgRO3NbTzoqKI4Xm7oygfd6bUEm-Mtwi=s168" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="168" data-original-width="156" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgTJCJAoMRb-IbPQYiEB8dKwwZWCqauXIP-VeTsY78qxvkLrpGEG1COwJoVYri90obezpbJUcXYwY3ITrBnWFEpDysW3fZqIAd1tX6Lr2ZJwzZEFxwelEhfdHZbZ7ADVHcWdJeJYL3TWXAT9zIQo4qOYj9KIgRO3NbTzoqKI4Xm7oygfd6bUEm-Mtwi" width="156" /></a></div><br /><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b style="background-color: white; color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- vicevi ---</b></p><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Šetali mali Ivica i njegov tata, kad ugledaše dva psa kako se je.u.</span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">- "Tata, tata šta rade ova dva psa?"</span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">- "Eh, vidiš sine, onom gore je jako loše,</span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">pa ga ovaj ispod nosi kući", objašnjava tata.</span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">a mali Ivica će</span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">- "Uh, jebem ti život, čim nekom pomažeš on ti ga zabije u guzicu."</span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><b style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- vicevi ---</b></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="background-color: white; text-align: center;"><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Leže u krevetu baba i dida i kaže baba didi:</span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Djede ja još uvek mogu da dignem noge, a na to će dida:</span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I ja mogu da dignem noge, samo ko će da jebe?</span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><b style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- vicevi ---</b></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">Otišao slikar u park. </span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">Iznenada dobije inspiraciju za slikanje pa poviče:</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">• Papira, papira, dajte mi papira!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">A jedan iz žbunja dovikne:</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">• Ma šta će ti papira, obriši se lišćem kao ja. </span></div></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><b style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- vicevi ---</b></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">Došao mali Ivica iz škole i pita mamu:</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">Mama mama što je to impotencija?</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">A mama mu odgovori:</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">Sine to ti je kad kuhanim špagetima igraš pikado!</span></div></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><b style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- vicevi ---</b></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">Što kaže sponzoruša za</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">siromašnog dečka koji se</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">zaljubio u nju?</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">Voli me, ali nema</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">novca da to i dokaže.</span></div></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><b style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- vicevi ---</b></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Uđe plavuša i pizzeriju i naruči pizzu.</span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Pita nju konobar:</span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Želite li da vam narezem na šest dijelova ili na deset?</span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Odgovara plavuša:</span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">na šest, deset komada sigurno ne bih mogla pojesti!</span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><b style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- vicevi ---</b></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><i><span style="color: #333333;">Još viceva - </span><b><span style="color: #20124d;"><a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2022/01/vicevi-150-puta.html" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></span></b></i></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: #333333; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><span style="color: #333333; font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div></div><div style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /></div><div style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 13px;"><br /></div><div style="color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px;"><br /></div><div style="color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px;"><br /></div></div>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-64240975995426311392022-01-13T05:49:00.003-08:002022-01-13T05:49:14.304-08:00Vicevi 150. puta<p> </p><p><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLI-1OGapUn9JTUUFUTOaxWjwdAhZGywk76u2yhP5di2TChZ52eXwtGVwSPEf0UfHIAsZAfZssicGKErqD90935nXErwrJs9ujVC674sPiM9kfNlRwizGvtvLoIp21jH2rijm-XhPDFjk/s1600/smile9.jpg" style="border: 1px solid rgb(238, 238, 238); padding: 2px;" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"><b>--- vicevi ---</b></span></p><div style="text-align: center;">Od čega je napravljen ovaj kaput? - pita kupac trgovca.<br />Od čiste vune, gospodine.<br />Ali ovdje piše da je od poliestera!<br />A to! To je samo da zavaramo moljce.<br /><br /><b style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- vicevi ---</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"><b><br /></b></span>Tata, zašto mi ne daš da položim vozački ispit? <br />Pa već sam punoljetna!<br />Jesi, kćeri, ali naš auto još nije dovoljno star.<br /><br /><b style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- vicevi ---</b><br /><br />Sjedi jaran u dnevnoj sobi i bleji u televizor, a njegov sin za stolom<br />rješava domaću zadaću. Nakon par minuta sin upita:<br />- Babo, možeš mi pomoći oko zadaće?<br />Suljo se trgne i potvrdno klimne:<br />- Jašta ću! Da čujem.<br />Klinac pročita zadatak:<br />- Ibro je za rođendan kupio 17 litara soka, 7 litara su popili njegovi<br />prijatelji, 3 je popio Ibro s roditeljima. Koliko soka je ostalo, ako<br />je njegova sestra popila još dvije litre?<br />Konta Siuljo, konta, i nakon pet minuta se oglasi:<br />- Kažeš, mali se zove Ibro?<br /><br /><b style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- vicevi ---</b><br /><br />Hvalio se Crnogorac kako mu je veliki:<br />- "U mene je ona stvar ka' u mačka rep!"<br />Dojadilo to ljudima, uhvate mačka, <br />skinu Crnogorcu gaće i počnu da mjere, <br />kad ono mačkov rep 29 cm, <br />a Crnogorčev stojko-11 cm.<br />Napadnu ga, kako ga nije sramota da tako laže kad će on:<br />- "A oklen ste mačka mjerili?"<br />- "Od guzice, razumije se."<br />- "A što i mene ne mjeriste od guzice?"<br /><br /><b style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- vicevi ---</b><br /><br />Kupio dikrektor neke firme novi auto...<br />Neku makinu boli glava...<br />I ujutro se skupili njegovi radnici oko auta, <br />dive se i čestitaju direktoru...'<br />'Bravo direktore, boljeg auta nismo vidjeli odavno...<br />Svaka čast..." <br />Kaže direktor njima:'<br />'Eto za godinu dvije ako se budete trudili i još više radili, <br />kupit ću još bolji"<br />Dragi, trebao bi odmah otpusti svoga vozača <br />govori žena mužu, direktoru. <br />Danas me dva puta gotovo ubio. <br />Nemoj tako, ženo, dajmo čovjeku još jednu šansu.<br /><br /><b style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- vicevi ---</b><br /><br />Otac ulazi u autobus sa sinom i kupuje samo jednu kartu.<br />Koliko mali ima godina - pita vozač.<br />Četiri - spremno odgovara otac.<br />Mali, koliko imaš godina - uporan je vozač.<br />Četiri - kao iz topa odgovara dobro poučeni sinčić.<br />A kada ćeš imati pet godina - opet će vozač.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Kad izađem iz autobusa!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="color: #2b00fe; font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- vicevi ---</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiGhZlXvGuff6_Hdl5g3jH1ZErU2cHuGGLftsZqte-Gz-PpOvgYvyte9JZ2movhxjzlY5WzMiNLTm8DTKgB3YBpiCPgrIwlIQgGjVsFrAHi_4FBaJgCR2VlJi4yBdWANSA1BYzTtoi6Rr4v-khxvRL_E6gNgf8AwFqduKehhwNsoMhApHKlAGrKpWo4=s400" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">--- vicevi ---</b></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgWPFND0Q7_b2hT5GCLgx9Zyj8Df4mBbn1k6QwAAydclfNNAFDcudJ836vsmIb0cI8HlAewQdXG_oarv5oBmTNSmd_NBfUEoKqvKfutIxVlj2D1OzbcWpPSKoXO8MEPzPgrk-YPVf1pCLl9YtCOH4TS8o1yi6nbB9_xyL3coeWqxWVoFXOtHjeCEHj0=s546" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="432" data-original-width="546" height="316" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgWPFND0Q7_b2hT5GCLgx9Zyj8Df4mBbn1k6QwAAydclfNNAFDcudJ836vsmIb0cI8HlAewQdXG_oarv5oBmTNSmd_NBfUEoKqvKfutIxVlj2D1OzbcWpPSKoXO8MEPzPgrk-YPVf1pCLl9YtCOH4TS8o1yi6nbB9_xyL3coeWqxWVoFXOtHjeCEHj0=w400-h316" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><i>Slijedeći vicevi - <b><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2021/11/vicevi-149-puta.html" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></span></b></i></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-11146635492951199902021-11-19T23:27:00.000-08:002021-11-19T23:27:00.561-08:00Vicevi 149. puta<p style="text-align: left;"> </p><p style="text-align: left;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ2jEZlQUAw3m5b4FVRjbFEnPfGW_IuPYB3jFuqzKruMFWzYV1azYvat01nb4JhNdJ-uQBFIvERwlWkzFf39XCcbh6iyzsUwd1Q5qcTMugVsaLOokqB5w4kPfVHVwxTltpjMOCcadLeCs/s500/2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="background-color: white; color: #fc8901; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="468" data-original-width="500" height="151" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ2jEZlQUAw3m5b4FVRjbFEnPfGW_IuPYB3jFuqzKruMFWzYV1azYvat01nb4JhNdJ-uQBFIvERwlWkzFf39XCcbh6iyzsUwd1Q5qcTMugVsaLOokqB5w4kPfVHVwxTltpjMOCcadLeCs/w161-h151/2.jpg" style="border: 1px solid rgb(238, 238, 238); padding: 2px;" width="161" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Priča Marica sa novom komšinicom, </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;">pa pita komšinica:<br />Čime se baviš?<br />Radim kao tajnica.<br />Tajnica? Šta ti to znači?<br />Ah, svi me jebu, a ja tajim.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /><br />Dođe Mujo kod doktora i kaže:<br />Doktore ja jako kašljem i teško dišem<br />Dal pušite ?<br />Pušim,ali ne pomaže!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />Koji je životni san svakog policajca?<br />Kupiti raskrižje i raditi privatno.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /><br />Poslije večere, Fata onako romantično šapne Muji:<br />Ah, što bi volila da me pospeš sitnim šećerom i svu obližeš.<br />A Mujo odgovori na to:<br />Bona Fato, da ja tebe pospem kockom šećera pa da te potucam!!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /><br />Sjedi obitelj u restoranu.<br />Ostalo im je malo hrane.<br />Dođe konobar i otac kaže: <br />Molim vas zamotajte nam ostatak hrane.<br />Kaže Perica: A zašto tata?<br />Tata odgovara pred konobarem: Pa da odnesemo psu!<br />Perica: Pa kad smo kupili psa?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /><br />Joža sretne Dudeka koji nosi psa.<br />- "Kuda ćeš?"<br />- "Vodim psa veterinaru."<br />- "Uh, je li bijesan?"<br />- "Ma nije bijesan, ali vidi se da mu nije pravo!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /><br />Perica ulazi u kuću i užurbano kreće da jede tortu,<br />a mama mu kaže:<br />Polako, Perice, misli malo i na brata.<br />Sve vrijeme i mislim na njega, zato ovako žurim!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; 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color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;">Otišao Azizi na Kosovo u vrijeme demonstracija za neovisnost</p><p style="text-align: center;">i vraća se za par dana u Zagreb .</p><p style="text-align: center;">Sretne ga Nafi i upita ga :</p><p style="text-align: center;">Eeej Azizi , šta desilo dole na Kosovo .</p><p style="text-align: center;">A beži be brate.</p><p style="text-align: center;">Tamo tuku paljicama miljicija ,</p><p style="text-align: center;">svaki dan tamo neke menstruacije</p><p style="text-align: center;">- odgovori Azizi</p><p style="text-align: center;">Koje be menstruacije ,</p><p style="text-align: center;">šta pričaš da ne misliš možda na demonstracije</p><p style="text-align: center;">- upita ga Nafi</p><p style="text-align: center;">Ma daaa toooo ,</p><p style="text-align: center;">a u pićka mater ,</p><p style="text-align: center;">znam da je neko krvoproljiće</p><p style="text-align: center;">- odgovori Azizi</p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;">Koja je razlika između dobre i odlične tajnice?</p><p style="text-align: center;">Dobra kaže: “Dobro jutro, šefe!”,</p><p style="text-align: center;">a odlična: “Jutro je, šefe!”</p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;">Koja je razlika između države i žene?</p><p style="text-align: center;">- Državu trebaš paziti od neprijatelja,</p><p style="text-align: center;">a ženu od prijatelja.</p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;">Djed: Sakrij se.</p><p style="text-align: center;">Eno ti profesorice,</p><p style="text-align: center;">a opet nisi bio u školi.</p><p style="text-align: center;">Unuk: Ti se sakrij jer sam joj rekao da si umro.</p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;">Na satu biologije, pita profesorica Ivicu:</p><p style="text-align: center;">- "Ivice, koja je razlika između muškaraca i žena?"</p><p style="text-align: center;">Ivica će:</p><p style="text-align: center;">- "Profesorice, koji Vi broj cipela nosite?"</p><p style="text-align: center;">- "38."</p><p style="text-align: center;">- "A Vaš muž?"</p><p style="text-align: center;">- "42."</p><p style="text-align: center;">- "Eto vidite, razlika je između nogu."</p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;">Zaustavi policajac Cigu na ilegalnom graničnom prelazu,</p><p style="text-align: center;">pa ga pita šta tu radi. A Ciga će na to:</p><p style="text-align: center;">Ma ništa gosn policajac, stislo me pa sam srao!</p><p style="text-align: center;">Policajac će Cigi:</p><p style="text-align: center;">Ajd' pokaži gde si se posr'o!?</p><p style="text-align: center;">Traži Ciga, traži i kaže:</p><p style="text-align: center;">Evo tu!</p><p style="text-align: center;">A policajc Cigi odvali šamar, pa se prodere:</p><p style="text-align: center;">Ma kako si se tu posr'o, debilu jedan, ovo je pseće govno!</p><p style="text-align: center;">A Ciga će:</p><p style="text-align: center;">Gosn policajac, kakav život, takvo govno!</p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNUZ9ulSt4pb92UbsFcudAR0KOavUClGRoauCUPMJ3mCNFQC1Cijutny8S0CfRdBkWSWrXeg6wcujTtlbQkNxzA-mUWvuZ82-8flcJi9Mx_ruuGQk0-TBkt2MZOti8ryyYKIX_AFWw67Q/s428/U-prolazu-007.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; 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text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><i>Još viceva <span style="color: #073763;"><b><a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2021/05/vicevi-147puta.html" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></b></span></i></span></div><br /><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-68472158613237067292021-05-23T08:43:00.003-07:002021-05-23T08:43:33.687-07:00Vicevi 147.puta<p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://vicevi-humor.com" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="168" data-original-width="139" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn6GqwVHrKzk4v6gktjWUQM3-C-ECsWGjDTB7PCTEliO0cV4iqko1bWjxbfZ8OTsa-JW8WEsCSBduVm1k7BIKu8FRenQKxGEzOknwWNTQQ1hOLlW_Cp9GV5V0DgOEL0_yizTLX0VCFN1s/s0/U+prolazu+32.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><i>-- vicevi --</i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Čita Joža novine i kaže Slaveku:<br />Čuj Slavek, jel znaš da po statistici kad<br />jednom otvorim i zatvorm usta 10 ljudi umre na planeti!?"<br />Slavek dodaje: ,,A jes li probao da opereš zube?" <br /><br /><i style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i><br /><br />Policajac-inspektor pita Baricu<br />"Ajde Barice, da čujemo kako se dogodilo to silovanje?"<br />Barica: "Najprije me je bacio na zemlju i poče skidati odjeću,<br />a potom svezao usta i ruke.<br />Da nisam raširila noge i njih bi svezao!!"<br /><br /><i style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i><br /><br />Ide Crvenkapica šumom,<br />kad se iza grma javi glas:<br />Crvenkapice, što imaš u toj košarici?<br />Nosim sendviće i mlijeko za bolesnu baku<br />I što još imaš?<br />Imam jabuka i kolača<br />A imaš li toaletnog papira?<br /><br /><i style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Zec sjedi u hladovini bukve i šilji jedan kolac. <br />Prolazi vuk:<br />Zeko, zeko, što to radiš?<br />Šiljim kolac da ubijem medvjeda.<br />Misli vuk: "Jadni zeko, udarila mu vrućina u glavu". <br />Prolazi lisica:<br />Zeko, zeko, što to radiš?<br />Šiljim kolac da ubijem medvjeda.<br />Misli lija: "Jadni zeko, poludio od ove vrućine". <br />Prolazi medo:<br />Zeko, zeko, što to radiš?<br />Šiljim kolac i pričam pizdarije.<br /><br /><i style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">-- vicevi --</i><br /><br />Pita učiteljica Pericu:<br />Zašto si opet zakasnio u školu?<br />Perica: Sanjao sam da sam bio na putu oko svijeta<br />pa sam se kasnije probudio.<br />Učiteljica: A zašto si ti Ivice zakasnio?<br />Ivica:Čekao sam Pericu na aerodromu.<br /><br /><i style="font-family: verdana; 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Sigurno je neko opalio iza njegovih leđa, </div><div>a da on to nije primijetio.</div><div>Doktor:</div><div>Upravo tako djeda, upravo tako…</div><div><br /></div><div><i style="color: #20124d; font-size: x-large;"><b>Vic do vica</b></i></div><div><br /></div><div>"Moj djed ima 50 godina i još uvijek može napraviti 50 sklekova!" </div><div>hvali se mali Ivica svom društvu.</div><div>"A moj i u 70-oj, žali se baka, trči za suknjama!" </div><div>javi se mali Marko.</div><div>"Nije to ništa", umiješa se i Perica </div><div>"moj se pradjed, iako ima 98 godina, ženi iduće subote."</div><div>"Ma, ne pričaj gluposti!!" pobune se Ivica i Marko. </div><div>"U tim godinama da se ženi?"</div><div>"Ne bi ni on, ali što će kad je zabrljao..."</div><div><br /></div><div><i style="color: #20124d; font-size: x-large;"><b>Vic do vica</b></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Gospođa, u osamdesetima, ali još uvijek prilično živahna, ulazi u ljekarnu:</div><div>Dobar dan, gospodine. Imate li aspirine?</div><div>Da, naravno, gospođo!</div><div>A analgetike?</div><div>Svakako, gospođo.</div><div>I antireumatike?</div><div>Sigurno, gospođo.</div><div>A Viagru?</div><div>Imamo, gospođo, ali za Viagru Vam treba liječnički recept.</div><div>A gel za hemeroide?</div><div>Imamo, gospođo.</div><div>A imate li nešto biljno za jetru i žučni mjehur?</div><div>Svakako, gospođo.</div><div>A antidepresive?</div><div>Imamo, gospođo, ali samo na recept.</div><div>A sredstva za spavanje?</div><div>Da, ali opet trebate recept.</div><div>Nešto za poboljšanje pamćenja?</div><div>Naravno, imamo i to.</div><div>A pelene za inkontinenciju?</div><div>Naravno, tamo su na polici.</div><div>Imate li...</div><div>Slušajte, gospođo, </div><div>ovo je najbolje opskrbljena ljekarna u gradu s nadaleko najboljom ponudom. </div><div>Što zapravo trebate?</div><div>Znate, krajem mjeseca vjenčat ću se s Jozom koji ima 95 godina, </div><div>pa nas zanima ako možemo kod vas otvoriti knjigu želja mladenaca...</div><div><br /></div><div><i style="color: #20124d; font-size: x-large;"><b>Vic do vica</b></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Došla stogodišnjakinja na sud i razgovara s jednom službenicom: </div><div>'Dobar dan. Željela bih podnijeti zahtjev za razvod.'</div><div>Službenica zbunjeno zatrepće i upita: </div><div>'Pa, vi imate 100 godina – što ste čekali do sada?'</div><div>'Čekala sam da mi djeca umru da ih ne sekiram.'</div><div><br /></div><div><i style="color: #20124d; font-size: x-large;"><b>Vic do vica</b></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Pitaju baku: -Tko više uživa u seksu, muško ili žensko?</div><div>Baka će na to: -Kad vas zasvrbi uho, </div><div>pa gurnete prst u njega, kome je bolje, prstu ili uhu?!</div><div><br /></div><div><i style="color: #20124d; font-size: x-large;"><b>Vic do vica</b></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Starac od 80 godina kaže doktoru:</div><div>Nakon svakog seksa, oči su mi crvene! </div><div>Što to znači?</div><div>To znači da ste već na rezervi!</div><div><br /></div><div><i style="color: #20124d; font-size: x-large;"><b>Vic do vica</b></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Stariji gospodin dolazi kod liječnika i žali mu se:</div><div>Doktore, kod svakog seksanja, čujem u ušima glasno zviždanje!</div><div>Pa ... U vašim godinama više i ne možete očekivati aplauz!</div><div><br /></div><div><i style="color: #20124d; font-size: x-large;"><b>Vic do vica</b></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Došao mali Perica sa nekog putovanja i tamo kupio Viagru.</div><div>Djeda,ako popiješ malo ovoga, usrećit ćeš babu noćas!</div><div>Sinko, ako bude tako, ja ti sutra ujutro dajem sto eura!</div><div>Ujutro, uz kavu, djeda vadi šesto eura i daje unuku.</div><div>Ali djeda, reko si sto, a ovdje... - počne iznenađeni unuk.</div><div>Šuti, ja sam obećanje održao, dajem ti sto eura... </div><div>Ostatak je od babe!</div><div><br /></div><div><i style="color: #20124d; font-size: x-large;"><b>Vic do vica</b></i></div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCiVWLJhYLARhHWSeq710bED_9sW-hjrVHrhAnbGzZIHGbxHTeyAOovJkSt4qsooDqNC0_M-9Dq4Ts7-ka1VGvx8BLA_DWYKaFZht0-5rgkeLu7fZSJWI4RRGGUqN-eqOpedHOtf9Lce0/s960/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">te se obrati mladoj i zgodnoj apotekarki:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Već duže vrijeme imam problem sa erekcijom. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Imate li nekakav lijek da mi pomogne?"</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Naravno, vijagra će vam sigurno pomoći."</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Apotekarka se pope na ljestve da dohvati lijek </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">kad bijele gaćice joj sjevnuše ispod njene kratke suknje. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Starac se zacrveni te zadihano reče:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Izvinite, gospođice, ipak mi ne treba vijagra. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Nije problem u meni već u babi!"</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="color: #274e13; font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large;">Vic do vica</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Petogodišnji dječak pregledava svoj mali ponos</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"> za vrijeme kupanja u kadi.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">"Mama", pita on, "da li je to moj mozak?"</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">"Ne još, alu usko će biti", odgovori mama.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="color: #274e13; font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large;">Vic do vica</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Htio tata da malo pomazi mamu. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Pošto je Perica bio u sobi kaže mu tata:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Perice,idi na balkon i razgledaj okolinu, </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">ako nešto interesantno vidiš</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">ti nama viči mi te čujemo, ali nemoj da ulaziš unutra."</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Perica ode na balkon, a Tata odmah na mamu.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Tata, evo upravo odšlepaše komšijin auto!"</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Super Perice, šta još ima vani?"</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Komšije preko puta se jebu!"</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Sram te bilo,kako to pričaš, otkud ti to znaš?"</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Pa, njihov sin isto stoji na balkonu."</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="color: #274e13; font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large;">Vic do vica</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Vozio se Perica u autobusu i počne pjevati:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Mama mi je slon, tata mi je slon, a ja sam mali slončić.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Mama mi je lav, tata mi je lav, a ja sam mali lavić.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">I tako pola sata u krug, dok vozač nije poludio:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Mali,mama ti je kurva, tata ti je idiot, šta si onda ti?!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">...A Perica će na to:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Vozač autobusa!!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="color: #274e13; font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large;">Vic do vica</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Što je noć vještica?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Isto što i dan žena, samo po mraku.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="color: #274e13; font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large;">Vic do vica</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Dolazi Lala u trgovinu i pita prodavača:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Kooolikoo koooštaaa ooovaaj paapagaaaaj?"</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">- "50 eura!", kaže prodavač.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Skuuuupo!", kaže Lala.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Šta skupo, pa bolje pričam nego ti!", progovori papagaj.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="color: #274e13; font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large;">Vic do vica</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;">Ulazi Jožek u apoteku, pa kaže:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvuvkRhwyokDap4TcwN18Gn6Y3lNceKbSVKsbP_Irv0uw80wYcMRwprXN8Kv6FaDZFUjqUeMfZvAc5Pc2he4-AROHWrqIDLcKlz32MH80x-F-ftFDFInbf2oUsIH7W7fAnLvOIHusFPYc/s640/emoticon-1610518_640.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="426" data-original-width="640" height="133" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvuvkRhwyokDap4TcwN18Gn6Y3lNceKbSVKsbP_Irv0uw80wYcMRwprXN8Kv6FaDZFUjqUeMfZvAc5Pc2he4-AROHWrqIDLcKlz32MH80x-F-ftFDFInbf2oUsIH7W7fAnLvOIHusFPYc/w200-h133/emoticon-1610518_640.png" width="200" /></a></div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span><p></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Joža i Bara imali sex i pita Joža Baru kako je bilo?<br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Kaže Bara srednje, ocjena 3.<br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Sutra veče opet sex i opet pita Joža kako je bilo?<br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Kaže Bara bolje, ocjena 4.<br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Sutra opet sex i opet pita Joža kako je bilo?<br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">A Bara sva oduševljena kaže odlično, ocjena 5.<br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Nakon kraćeg odmora pita Bara Jožu da ponove sex, <br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">a on je samo pogleda i reče:<br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">E ne bi pokvario onu peticu zaništo!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/s1280/pacman-161870_1280.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="864" height="85" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/w58-h85/pacman-161870_1280.png" width="58" /></a></div></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: 14.3px;">Pita nastavnica malog Ivicu</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">kakva je razlika između mineralne vode i vode iz potoka?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Velika razlika nastavnice, jako velika,</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">mineralna voda se plaća a iz potoka je džabe.</span></span></div><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/s1280/pacman-161870_1280.png" style="background-color: white; font-size: 14.3px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="864" height="85" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/w58-h85/pacman-161870_1280.png" width="58" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Putovao Jožek avionom.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Sjedne on kraj neke fine gospođe koja je mirisala na kilometar.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Najzad se Joža odvaži i upita gospođu:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- Milostiva gospođa, "Kakav je to miris?"</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Kaže ova: - "Crna Mačka, made in Njemačka."</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Nakon nekog vremena Joža prdne, a gospođa ga upita:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- Gospon, "Kakav je to miris?"</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- "pravi domaći varaždinski kupus", odvrati Joža</span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/s1280/pacman-161870_1280.png" style="background-color: white; font-size: 14.3px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="864" height="85" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/w58-h85/pacman-161870_1280.png" width="58" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Objašnjavo Mujo Hasi teoriju Relativiteta i kaže on Hasi:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">-"Ja tebi zabijem onu stvar u šupak,</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">ti imaš čunu u šupku,</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">ja imam čunu u šupku,</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">samo što sam ja u Relativno boljem položaju!"</span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/s1280/pacman-161870_1280.png" style="background-color: white; font-size: 14.3px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="864" height="85" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/w58-h85/pacman-161870_1280.png" width="58" /></a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Šetali mali Ivica i njegov tata, kad ugledaše dva psa kako se je.u.<br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Tata, tata šta rade ova dva psa?"<br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Eh, vidiš sine, onom gore je jako loše,<br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">pa ga ovaj ispod nosi kući", objašnjava tata.<br /></span>a mali Ivica će<br /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- "Uh, jebem ti život, čim nekom pomažeš on ti ga zabije u guzicu."</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/s1280/pacman-161870_1280.png" style="background-color: white; font-size: 14.3px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="864" height="85" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/w58-h85/pacman-161870_1280.png" width="58" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Došao izvanzemaljac na zemlju i prišao Muji.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Počne ga prstom udarati po ramenu govoreći:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- PIJU, PIJU, PIJU.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Mujo ga zbunjeno pogleda i odvrati:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- Što ti je? Ajd' nestani!?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Izvanzemaljac ništa ne trza, nego i dalje pika Muju u rame:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- PIJU, PIJU, PIJU.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Mujo:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- 'Ajd' miči se, il' ću ti ruku odrezat'!!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Izvanzemaljac i dalje ništa ne trza,</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">i dalje pika Muju u rame: PIJU, PIJU, PIJU.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Mujo će opet njemu:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- Ako ne prestaneš, odrezat ću ti onu stvar!!!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Izvanzemaljac odgovori:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- Nemamo mi toga -</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">te dalje nastavi: - PIJU, PIJU, PIJU.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Mujo (zbunjeno):</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- Pa kako se onda jebete?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Izvanzemaljac:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">-PIJU, PIJU, PIJU, PIJU, PIJU, PIJU, PIJU, PIJU, PIJU, PIJU.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/s1280/pacman-161870_1280.png" style="background-color: white; font-size: 14.3px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="864" height="85" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/w58-h85/pacman-161870_1280.png" width="58" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Dođe baba u trgovinu i traži maslinovo ulje i pita koliko košta.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Prodavačica: 80 kuna litra ..</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Baba: A to vam je stvarno preskupo.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Prodavačica: Ali gospođo, to vam je djevičansko maslinovo ulje.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">...Baba: A da nemate možda neko izjebano za 40 kuna ?</span></span></div><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/s1280/pacman-161870_1280.png" style="background-color: white; font-size: 14.3px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="864" height="85" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/w58-h85/pacman-161870_1280.png" width="58" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Dan prije vjenčanja pita Bara onako romantično Joži</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">-Jožek dragi, što ćemo raditi prve bračne noći.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">-e moja Barica, ako bude sreće brojit ćemo pare</span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/s1280/pacman-161870_1280.png" style="background-color: white; font-size: 14.3px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="864" height="85" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/w58-h85/pacman-161870_1280.png" width="58" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Pita mali Perica mamu</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">-mama da li anđeli lete?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- pa lete dušo moja.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- pa jučer popodne sam čuo kako tata našu kućnu pomoćnicu zove Anđele</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- kada će ona poletjeti?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- Odmah danas sine, iz ovih stopa.</span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/s1280/pacman-161870_1280.png" style="background-color: white; font-size: 14.3px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="864" height="85" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/w58-h85/pacman-161870_1280.png" width="58" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">Poslije večere, Fata onako romantično šapne Muji:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- Ah, što bi volila da me pospeš sitnim šećerom i svu obližeš.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">A Mujo odgovori na to:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-size: 14.3px;">- Bona Fato, da ja tebe pospem kockom šećera pa da te potucam!!!</span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/s1280/pacman-161870_1280.png" style="background-color: white; font-size: 14.3px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="864" height="85" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKvHZuCEvfNhR5pIdnm1WItaltqLVhl9m7oorVY4J7vPkfz32W28SwWc-nlXqMRdN1ZqJSWYI4QUeBpaiqzTJIx3KXU-3Tc3mGXrij11PYRqEG4IA3GeBRNLsmUXahPnbSye5b3T_vOA4/w58-h85/pacman-161870_1280.png" width="58" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; 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color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14.3px;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-76378858193254331172020-12-29T08:55:00.007-08:002020-12-29T08:56:55.625-08:00Što god da obučeš - bit ćeš jeben<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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Zovu ga da se osobno pojavi i da izjavu, jer im se čini da je premali iznos zarade prijavio na ime poreza.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;">On prvo ode kod svog knjigovođe te ga upita za savjet, kako se obući kada ide u Poreznu upravu!...</p><p style="text-align: justify;">"Obuci svoje najstarije odijelo, da izgledaš onako sirotinjski, tako će se oni uvjeriti da nemaš puno novaca, i da su pogriješili kod razreza poreza! Oni vole misliti kako gospodare tuđim životima!"</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Za svaki slučaj ode i kod svog odvjetnika, pa i njega upita za savjet za istu stvar.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">"Obuci svoje najbolje odijelo koje imaš, ako nemaš posudi od nekoga, da izgledaš gospodski, tako će oni pomisliti kako ih ti uvažavaš i cijeniš, pa će se onda možda smilovati i umanjiti ti porez... Znaš, oni vole misliti kako su najvažniji na ovome svijetu!"</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Čovjek totalno zbunjen, ode konačno i kod uvaženog profesora prava koji je predavao na fakultetu, pa i njega pita za savjet!</p><p style="text-align: justify;">"Ispričati ću ti jednu priču!", kaže sprofesor.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">"Uoči svadbe, mlada upita svoju majku, kakvu spavaćicu je najbolje obući za prvu bračnu noć. Majka je posavjetuje da uzme dugačku spavaćicu dugačkih rukava. Upita ona i svoju stariju sestru, a ona joj predloži da obuće kratku spavaćicu, bez rukava, nešto vrlo, vrlo seksi..."</p><p style="text-align: justify;">"Ali profesore, pa kakve veze ta priča ima sa mnom?"</p><p style="text-align: justify;">"Ista je kao tvoj slučaj, sinko moj... Štogod da obučeš - bit ćeš jeben!"</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS8EBbpw0NH6FuJvsWulrbwBETeQO7CTr4QkAjvrzwna_X1l3Nzs2h0wEPkYzzThQ4VdRPaTLCYMiH1jcWA8M1kRFR8vCoiMNfS0NNoiMNZ86ejwOteUW__abcQdB5NVXWSDuPtHPtY7c/s640/smiley-4832520_640.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="640" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS8EBbpw0NH6FuJvsWulrbwBETeQO7CTr4QkAjvrzwna_X1l3Nzs2h0wEPkYzzThQ4VdRPaTLCYMiH1jcWA8M1kRFR8vCoiMNfS0NNoiMNZ86ejwOteUW__abcQdB5NVXWSDuPtHPtY7c/w400-h225/smiley-4832520_640.png" width="400" /></a></div><br /><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><i>Još humora - <span style="color: #660000;"><a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2020/12/glupe-izjave-osiguranika-prilikom.html" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></span></i></span></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334340986894348825.post-4676335424239908672020-12-29T08:47:00.002-08:002020-12-29T08:47:55.809-08:00Glupe izjave osiguranika prilikom prijave štete<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZbUH3xNmvh-K0uRyI-L7VA21I7O08yS__Q8XubikLbZbsYr21zy5NKf397Fn4Oki9p6JYExgSg8O3A0XSeBX7VrpU6ExVg9mBVE9EgoreEo7qQghyt6I4WTC17GqNhrIeLuTQqh7CJo4/s640/smiley-4832531_640.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="640" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZbUH3xNmvh-K0uRyI-L7VA21I7O08yS__Q8XubikLbZbsYr21zy5NKf397Fn4Oki9p6JYExgSg8O3A0XSeBX7VrpU6ExVg9mBVE9EgoreEo7qQghyt6I4WTC17GqNhrIeLuTQqh7CJo4/w400-h225/smiley-4832531_640.png" width="400" /></a></div><br /><p style="text-align: justify;">Odmakao sam se od ruba ceste, bacio pogled na moju punicu i sletio u kanal sa automobilom... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Pješak je odjednom sišao sa nogostupa i bez riječi nestao ispod mog vozila... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Izmedju ostalog, prije moje prve prometne nezgode i nakon moje zadnje prometne nezgode nisam imao nikakvih prometnih nezgoda... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Na nekim mjestima je u međuvremenu pao snijeg. Cesta je stoga mjestimično bila stvarno klizava. Pokušao sam zakočiti. Borio sam se koliko god sam mogao ali nije pomoglo. Udario sam u ogradu i postao "bez svjestan". Tu je bio kraj mojoj svijesti... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Morala sam ispuniti toliko papira da bi mi skoro bilo draže da moj dragi suprug uopće nije preminuo... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Pregazio sam čovjeka. On je priznao svoju krivicu pošto mu se to već jednom dogodilo... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Na kraju sam živaca i borim se sa teškim "kastritisom"... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Ne znam tko mi je ukrao novčanik s obzirom da nitko od moje rodbine nije bio u blizini...</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Kada sam došao kući greskom sam skrenuo na pogrešni kolni prilaz i udario u drvo koje na tom mjestu kod mene apsolutno ne stoji... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Izašao sam na cestu, od jednom je i slijeva i zdesna naišlo puno vozila, nisam znao kuda bi i tada su me udarili sa svih strana... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Policijsko vozilo mi je dalo signal da se zaustavim . Ja sam našao stup i zaustavio se... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Vasi argumenti su stvarno slabi. Za takve mućke i izgovore morate tražiti veću budalu, a to teško da ćete naći ... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Pješak očito nije znao u kojem pravcu bi išao, pa sam ga pregazio ... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Danas Vam pišem prvi i posljednji put i ako mi ne odgovorite opet ću Vam pisati... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Moj sin nije srušio tu ženu . On je samo pokraj nje prošao, a ona je od propuha pala u kanal... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Prihoda od uzgoja stoke više nemamo. Sa smrću moga supruga sva stoka je otišla sa imanja i nemožemo ju pronaći... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Kada sam htio stati na kočnicu, iste više nije bilo, gdje je nestala nemam pojma... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Nije mi potrebno životno osiguranje . Želim da svi budu stvarno tužni kada umrem... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Moje vozilo je jednostavno samo islo ravno, što u zavoju neminovno vodi do slijetanja s ceste... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Vozio sam unazad niz strmu cestu, probio sam ogradu i udario u kuću. Jednostavno se nisam mogao sjetiti gdje je kočnica... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Sve račune koje dobijem ne platim odmah jer za to nemam novaca nego ih ubacim u veliki bubanj iz kojega početkom svakog mjeseca povezanih očiju izvučem tri koja tada platim. Molim Vas da se strpite dok Vas ne pogodi sreća jer kolo sreće se svakog mjeseca okreće... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Naša vozila su se sudarila točno u trenutku kada su se srela... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Na žalost je moj otac podlegao svojoj strašću za lovom, zamijenili su ga sa divljom svinjom i upucali ga... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Odmah nakon smrti moga supruga postala sam udovica... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Udario sam sa svojim vozilom o cestovni odbojnik, okrenuo sam se na krov i tada sam izgubio kontrolu nad vozilom... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Na raskrižju sam imao nepredviđeni napad daltonizma, nisam prepoznao boje na semaforu... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Drugo vozilo je udarilo u moje bez da mi prethodno najavi svoju namjeru... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Velikom brzinom mi se približavao rasvjetni stup. Pokušao sam ga cik-cak vožnjom izbjeći ali me je svejedno pogodio u hladnjak, tu ja nisam ništa mogao uraditi... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">I prije nego što sam ga udario bio sam uvjeren da taj starac nikada neće stići na drugu stranu ulice... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Nevidljivo vozilo je došlo niotkud, udarilo u mene i nestalo bez traga ... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Nakon što sam navršio četrdeset godina, zaspao sam za volanom, jednostavno godine čine svoje... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Cijeli dan sam kupovao biljke. Kada sam došao do križanja odjednom mi je izrastao grm pred očima pa nisam vidio drugo vozilo... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Kada sam htio udariti muhu dohvatio sam rasvjetni stup... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Vidio sam kako njegovo tužno lice polako prelijeće ispred mene prije nego što mi je gospodin pao na krov... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Vozio sam se normalno cestom kada sam osjetio potrebu da idem na WC. Zaustavio sam se uz rub i krenuo u oblžznji grm. Kada sam skinuo hlače protivnik me je od pozadi udario bagerom... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Konj je prešao preko kolnika bez da se prethodno uvjeri da to može učiniti bez opasnosti za druge sudionike u prometu... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Bio sam teško bolestan i dva puta sam skoro umro pa bi mi stoga mogli platiti barem pola osigurane svote za slučaj smrti... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Pošto više ne živim sa svojim suprugom, molim Vas da pošaljete Vaseg zastupnika da navrati... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Da li supruga moram prvo ubiti prije nego što mi isplatite novac? </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO556Nh5-1FwYDF10uvj8aEe3tx2_MmaXUa30JmT6-B8kOiioLPldb6Esw5HQFiSqWd_hy_7Na4DuSc6UDUvxpgAm40BzGMm__WlrtRg5RmgEZuRJooR83Bwu-1qGeEHTTv674gJB-BF4/s1280/smileys-4832525_1280.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="720" data-original-width="1280" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO556Nh5-1FwYDF10uvj8aEe3tx2_MmaXUa30JmT6-B8kOiioLPldb6Esw5HQFiSqWd_hy_7Na4DuSc6UDUvxpgAm40BzGMm__WlrtRg5RmgEZuRJooR83Bwu-1qGeEHTTv674gJB-BF4/w400-h225/smileys-4832525_1280.png" width="400" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><i>Još humora - <span style="color: #20124d;"><a href="https://www.vicevi-humor.com/2020/12/vicevi-142-puta-nova-spanjolska-tv.html" target="_blank">OVDJE</a></span></i></span></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>Stari Slatinikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07283375907149797128noreply@blogger.com